On the thirteenth day of Christmas, the Softball Gods gave to me,

Thirteen NEW Rowdies,

Twelve months of the Rowdies calendar finally coming to a close,

Eleven "Ladies" lap-dancing (What do you mean that my time is up?),

Ten Rowdies trying to putt at the same time on the same hole in the same golf tournament, and none of them making it,

Nine more years before retirement for some, and then feeding pigeons in the park,

Eight bocce ball players that can't score a single punto to win a game,

Seven golden Gophers a-Laying --- on the ground (Great fielding and full swing bunts),

Six-one-and-one, (God, that was a great season),

Five Rowdies have run for SFIAC director (How many are still directors?),

Four wins in a season (gee, those were the days),

Strike three looking, you're OUT (but, but it was too flat)

(Click on the link to see who is striking out),

Two runners on third base (I was here first, you go back),

and a blue dot softball with a little league batting tee.